Birthday Quips

My brain is not working today.

When you were a baby you were bald, burp, fart and dribbled a lot. Nothing has changed it?

"I would say happy birthday but your position on the hill, I do not know if you hear me!

Jo = Old Guy
Bo = young man

Jo''Everyone think I'm old''
Bo''No, everyone knows you!''

Jump to moonpig. Com, they have great cards, you can upload a photo and put it on the map, you can get maps that look like the cover of magazines for girls as pie, etc., and nuts, or for footy boys etc. all with captions really funny or you can add your own, delivery takes 2 days and are less expensive than some store bought cards

That is all hill from here!

Happy 60th!

if its for a man you might say. "This card is 9 inches long, steep and hard-unlike you"

LOL, I gave my uncle a card several years ago when he turned 50. Inside, he said: "Oh no, I am bound to an old fart!"

He thought it was funny too.

owl still 50!

My brain does not work today if you have the day too.

Thus, your 50 years. Life can only get better.
Life used to start at 40, but now its 50 go go go.

almost dead.

You do not look 50!


... You look 70.