Funny Baby Congratulations

A Texan bought some drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just produced "a boy like Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all corners, with many exclamations of "Wow!"

Two weeks later, the performance of Texas at the helm. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the child's typical of Texas that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How heavy is he now?"

The proud father answers, "seventeen books."

The bartender, puzzled and concerned, asks: "Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth. "

The Texas father takes a slow sip of his beer long neck, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans on the bartender and proudly says, "had him circumcised."

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