Funny Congratulations Cards

1. I always wanted someone, someone to love. And now that you came into my life ...
(Inside card) - I changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life ...
(Inside card) - I've never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days pass, I think how lucky I am ....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin for me ..

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before leaving ....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age ....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me ...
(Inside card) - Now that we broke up, I think it is time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ....
(Inside card) - Did you ever know who was the father?

8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday ...
(Inside card) - So we are having put you to sleep.

9. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can not help but wonder .....
(Inside card) - What the hell I was thinking

10. I'm so miserable without you ...
(Inside card) - It's almost as if you're still here.

11. Thank you for being part of my life .....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

12. Congratulations on your marriage!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

13. How can I say ....
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

14. I just want you to know that I am sorry for what happened ...
(Inside card) - especially since you survived.

15. Congratulations on the wedding ...
(Inside card) - It's not every day you decide to ruin your life.

16. One day I hope to marry ...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

17. We've been friends for a long time ...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

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lol I know that I buy a card # fourteen ... : D

it's hilarious

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FOR sure I can use on upcoming events.