Funny Email Christmas Cards

I want to send an email to all my friends General on Facebook ...
These are not people I would send a Christmas card, but I want each of them for how they are special to me and I wish them a wonderful holiday!
I would like suggestions! Wishes warm, funny / humorous lyrics ,....

Thank you!
(Oh and happy holidays to you too!)

The best offers are not under the tree! Thank you for being my friend. Hopefully this holiday season bring joy to each of you and the new year bring you peace, love and good health!
Your friend,
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hope this helps or if it does not verify these statements are those holidays humor:
http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/holiday-quotes-and-sayings/

Thank you for being part of my life last year and my prayers for each of you is that you have a holiday filled with laughter and warmth with those you love most.
My prayer is that you have extra each year most of your life, so far, in the coming year.
I am glad to have you in my life for another year.

and if I were you I would start casual and then put up a sparkling warm, magical ................ UM ..... ... ....... ................................. ... was .............. ......... oh yeah ....... OOP!