Funny Wedding Verses

We married in Las Vegas. We want to send invitations to show our personality a little. We both have a lot of love tattoo Rock 80's, as motercycles, and cocktails. (No, we're not white trash, two seasoned professionals or late 30's). Any ideas would be great! Thank you in advance!

Not safe for a wedding verse funny. Maybe decorate the invitation to reflect Vegas and your love for music.
http://www.invitationconsultants.com/gal ...
It's not too funny, but it's a different article of Las Vegas invites. Scroll down the page.
http://articles.webraydian.com/article51 ...

Although it is not really funny, we received many comments on a single line of our invitation.

Ayme Smith
and
Ben Jones
have decided that never starts and never
on the eighteenth-July 9
two thousand and eight

Are you making your own invitations? Since you guys like tattoos, maybe use a picture of a tattoo of a husband or something, and details of the marriage of the other side (like a postcard)?

I wanted a different kind of invitation too. The best site I found was at the dawn invitations, they have a book destination weddings, even unfriendly to Vegas (sulfide slot. They have an invitation that says the game of love. That if you want in a theme of play
www.invitationsbydawn.com
The link below is the collection of Las Vegas, but much more on the site

Boy Girl met ...
For the rest of the story
Please join us June 3rd, 2010
For the wedding of Jane Doe and John Doe

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Larry bought the ring
Lucy said Yes
There will be a marriage.
We hope that you will be our guest!

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It is written in the stars
they were meant to be ...
So write on your calendar
it will be a party!

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David, a question arises
April said yes!
Now we're popping a bottle
So please be our guest!

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Hope this helps!

Good luck