Sexy Love Cards

My bf gave me a card that said: "I've heard size does not matter, but just in case it Here we go ... Anyway just wanted to say I love you! "In the card he gave me a rule to cut its" head "and a bunch of keys hanging from the size rule of his girth. I thought it was cute and sexy and it's like I'm carrying "him" around now lol. What do you think?

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